aduhm:

he fuck that goat

(Source: toomanykids, via yunging19)

grinderman2:

girl: come over bae

me: i can’t right now, i’m scampering around the forest and storing acorns for the long winter ahead

girl: i’m off my period

me: image

(via stitchthebitch)

lion:

me

(Source: arrystorm, via stitchthebitch)

stitchthebitch:

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

image

(Source: memeousuji)

thatonegirlwiththatoneblog:

when you’re writing has and accidentally write ahs 

image

(Source: amasings, via kingofalright)

kisses-with-sherlock:

when someone reminds the teacher about homework

(via kingofalright)

potadont:

scissorscars:

princeofhugs:

thecorpse-bitch:

I know its hard to look past all the terrible grammar but I’m just gonna leave this here….

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the scum of the earth.

THIS. IS. RAPE. CULTURE.

also adding: the owner of this page automatically assumed this girl was a feminist, she could have very well been transporting a piece for a project. But given the information that she was a feminist, people took a negative approach to the situation 

(via extrraordinary)

gayvaporneon:

cakejam:

someone photoshop these

image

image

……..u know what to do

imageimage

(Source: cakejam, via stitchthebitch)

princeowl:

‘if youre tired during school just go to bed earier’

image

(via stitchthebitch)

seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING

(Source: randallfthegrey, via stitchthebitch)

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

(via scottpilgrimvstheeuph)

littlegracenote:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

that’s a trumpet

(via bringingclawstoagunfight)