kingcheddarxvii:

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2

(via a-lumpy-timelord)

renancu:

THE SURGERY WAS A SUCCESS

(Source: cuckou, via a-lumpy-timelord)

baerials:

This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

(Source: sizvideos, via manda)

kardashy:

i found my senior quote

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ihaveabadcaseofthefandoms:

lizthefangirl:

xibalbadance:

Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey

i have searched

for this gifset

for all eternity

this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

(Source: ladybrevity, via a-lumpy-timelord)

sofasofia:

merrychristo:

merrychristo:

mom… dad… im batman

wait

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undercover-witch:

You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?

So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.

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(Source: dboybaker, via a-lumpy-timelord)

sadhbu:

I JUST LAUGHED FOR 10 MINUTES IVE ONLY EVER SEEN HALF OF THIS PHOTO THE OTHER HALF MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER OMG

(Source: sarahfreeland, via a-lumpy-timelord)

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

(via yerawizardbarry)

cchhrriisss:

obsidiian:

awwww-cute:

Won’t settle for another spot

I NEED ONE

OH MY GOD

(via extrraordinary)

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penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

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