my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
I wanna be that one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me
ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?
lorde got famous in like two days that’s what’s going to happen to me when I finally get my mariachi band together
do you ever wonder if anyone has a crush on you and then laugh at yourself because ew who would have a crush on you